BAT & I DO ALL THE WORK! Contrary to popular opinion, Doc Holiday, Purrfect for America only put in a token amount of work today as Bat Masterson and I helped to install the new HP wireless printer along with the minimal and worthless assistance of our Human-American staff. Doc made the usual campaign appearance, and posed for photographs. She paw-printed a few autographs, and then zoomed out, on to another nap...ummm....campaign appearance.
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE?
Contrary to popular opinion, Doc Holiday, Purrfect for America, does not spend as much time out campaigning as she claims.
BREAKING NEWS SCANDAL
Is Doc Holiday, Purrfect for America spending as much time on the campaign litter box as she is claiming or is she napping?
In an EXCLUSIVE DEVELOPMENT
I have exclusive photos exposing the sham that is Doc Holiday, Purrfect for America as she claims to be out on yet another campaign appearance but is in reality napping.
MY CHALLENGE
TO DOC HOLIDAY
Are you
PURRFECT for AMERICA
as you claim - or
are you just another lazy napping FELINE-AMERICAN?
The Public Has A Right to Know!
Ronald Rumsfeld Reagan Reidhead
Too Cute to Be Bad!
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