Pig Boulden has just informed me he cannot in good conscience continue as Pug-Co-Chair of the Doc Holiday, Purrfect (?) for America Campaign. He feels after Doc so cruelly blinded him when he was a baby pug-let that Doc has a serious problem with anger management and is not kind to Canine-Americans.
So I ask you, do you really think Doc Holiday is Purrfect for America?
Ronald Rumsfeld Reagan Reidhead Chairpoodle Dogs For Doc Honorary Chairpoodle Doc Holiday for President
WHY DOGS FOR DOC?
It has been brought to my attention that the only way Doc Holiday can possibly have a potential chance to be POTUS is for Canine – Americans to stand up and get on the Doc Holiday Is Purrfect for America bandwagon.
Why?
If Doc Holiday is elected President of the United States she will move to Washington, DC! If she is living in the White House she will not be living here in New Mexico with mommy and I. In other words, I’ll get rid of her one way or another. This is the best way. No harm, no foul, and I come out looking just as cute as ever!
So, jump on the Doc Holiday is Purrfect for America bandwagon!
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